Ah that's lovely dear..I see the morning has been treating you well?
Darling..You remember that time where you slit your throat in front of your ex?Cutting an orange is like your throat,hard then gooey.
W-well yes but honey dear, think of an orange as your dastarded son.Lovely on the outside,vulgar and cold on the inside.
Aw come now, calling me a rebound is a bit harsh don't you think? Especially seeing how you married me and not him.
Good bye darling,don't let Jake boss you around to much okay?
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